July 17, 2003 - Ready, aim, fire.  Fire harder!; Should there be a do-not-mail list, too?

 

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Nutritionalmarketing.com Weekly Newsletter Update
  - Marketing Ideas, Information and Tips Nutritional Retailers Want and Need!!

Volume 4, Issue #29 - July 17, 2003
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In this issue:
Ready, aim, fire.  Fire harder!
Should there be a do-not-mail list, too?
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Ready, aim, fire.  Fire harder!

Some wonderful telemarketer just made my day!

As many of you know, I’ve been on paternity leave for a couple of weeks following the birth of our son.  It’s been great!  Well, like all good things coming to an end, at some point in time we need to come back to the real world and get back to work.

Over the last week, I‘ve been doing just that, getting back into work.  Sorting through mail, email and messages.  It’s amazing how much stuff comes across my desk each day.  No wonder it’s getting harder by the minute to get your marketing message noticed.

So today I took a call that wasn’t scheduled.  This is a big deal.  I’m down to almost normal and taking calls!

I picked up the phone and said, "Good afternoon, this is Marty."  Without a pause to take a breath, the caller said, "Mr. Robinson, this is Bill with Bill’s Custom Imprinting.  We can put your name on anything!  I sent you a brochure a few days ago.  Do you remember seeing it?"

For those of you who don’t know, before I started Nutritional Marketing, my company was Robinson & Associates.

This amazing telemarketer used the name of the business and just made me Mr. Company.  I wonder if they get many calls for Mr. Xerox?

I told him that I didn’t remember his brochure and that I was not interested in working with a company that used telemarketers who didn’t even know my name.  He replied, "Oh, is Mr. Robinson available?"  Hello Mr. Wizard, you’re shooting yourself in the foot.  Stop pulling the trigger.

When I said there is no Mr. Robinson, he then asked if I’m the person who makes buying decisions.  I said I am.

So he started over, explaining that he could put my name on anything!

This company doesn’t know what my name is, nor does it care and, yet, it wants to put my name on anything.  I wonder what name they would use?

He never addressed the fact that he used the wrong name, never accepted responsibility.  Then he said, "I’m sorry the information I had is incorrect.  Could I get your name and correct it?"

This is why we now have a national do-not-call list.  This is why people hate telemarketers.  This is why, when I suggest that people do telemarketing, they say it will never work.

What this guy did is not telemarketing.  He was smiling and dialing, hoping to guess right once and get a live person.  I was that live person but he didn’t do his research to know who owned the company or what our needs are.

Telemarketing is not bad.  There are just bad telemarketers.  Do your homework, know what people’s needs are and be professional.

One last thought.  After you shoot yourself in the foot, stop shooting.  Don’t just reload and fire some more.

FYI - The names have been changed to save the marketing morons!

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Should there be a do-not-mail list, too?

For those of you who didn’t hear, you can visit the Web site http://www.donotcall.gov and ask to be removed from all telemarketing call lists.  The media has been all over this.  It’s designed to reduce the number of annoying calls we get during dinner or as we’re trying to give our kids a bath.

I was watching TV when one of the cable news stations received an email from a viewer who said he would like to see a national do-not-mail list established.  He said he would pay to be on a list of people who do not receive third-class or bulk mail.

I thought this was a very interesting concept.  People could opt out and just not get certain kinds of mail.  What a great idea.  Think of all of the trees that would be saved.

What really struck me is that many people must be doing as poor a job with their direct mail as the company that called me did with it’s telemarketing.

I often think that the difference between "junk" mail and other mail is not the cost of the postage.  The difference is the value of the information it presents.  The postage doesn’t set the value; the information the mailer provides does.

Please take a moment and look at your last mailer.  Did it offer value to the reader so they wanted to read on?  Did it help make their life better for reading it?  Do it do anything positive for the reader?

FYI " Just talking about your product or service doesn’t do any of these.

For any mailer to rise above the roar of junk mail, it needs to offer the reader value.  It doesn’t have to be "War and Peace" but it needs to have some meaty content so the reader feels that their time was well spent.

If people continue to send out mail that just wastes the reader’s time, I think we should be able to opt out and put ourselves on a do-not-mail list.  We as marketers need to raise the standard and provide more good information rather than just fluff!

As always, have fun with marketing!

Marty

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"Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves."  Larry McMurtry, "Lonesome Dove"

The telemarketer who called me was incompetent and was nothing but a bother to me.  You can do better.  Think and put real professional effort into your marketing, whether it be telemarketing or direct mail.

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